Worst Page Disinterest Survey

Dedicated to the concept that nobody really cares!

Name (put your best friend's name here — don't use your own):

What information source do you most rely on?:
Ren and Stimpy Mad Magazine Crossing-guard lady MTV
Pockets of spouse's clothes Neighbor's garbage bags Police blotter

Who is your role model?
Bill Gates Janet Reno Dirty harry Ma Barker
Cmdr. Data Ren Madonna John Wayne Dudley Moore

What's your standard opening line?

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