What information source do you most rely on?: Ren and Stimpy Mad Magazine Crossing-guard lady MTV Pockets of spouse's clothes Neighbor's garbage bags Police blotter
Who is your role model? Bill Gates Janet Reno Dirty harry Ma Barker Cmdr. Data Ren Madonna John Wayne Dudley Moore
What's your standard opening line? Do you come here often? May I buy you a car? I don't believe I've ever seen a physique like yours. Amazing what surgery can do these days! Let me introduce myself. I'm flumm-farph-fooble. Don't I know me from somewhere?
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