Reviews — Our Visitors Bite Back
- This is the awful-est thing I've ever seen!
- We hope so. If you find anything awful-er, please let us know where.
- How can you besmirch the intent and purpose of the World Wide Web with such inane drivel?
- We were inspired by the competition.
- How did you do such cool stuff with HPWiz?
- We cheat.
- What makes you think anybody cares about your self-righteous design opinions?
- We had 87,000 hits on this site last week.
- How can you track your hit count, when CIS doesn't provide that stuff?
- We lie.
- There's no CGI for CIS home pages. How can you have forms on your page?
- We're just a little ahead of our time.
- My Mom wants to know -- are your married?
- Whoops....
