Worst Menu
Last revised: 9-Sep-42
June 13, 1997 |
- This is how we get people's attention when we have something REALLY IMPORTANT TO SAY!
- We put the finger on our loved ones for every whacko on the 'Net!
- In the spirit of social cooperation, we list our goodies and map our grounds so visiting
burglars can save time and expense!
- Everybody has a Hit counter. Only the Worst Page has Miss Counter. This amazing
technical advance counts how many people have NOT visited the Worst Page!
- Experience the Ultimate Internet High — Flame somebody ANONYMOUSLY!
- All this time, I'll bet you thought frames were a useless, obnoxious impediment to communication. It's true!
- Everyone else wants to know what you think. We DON'T want to know! Fill out this
remarkable can't-be-done-on-CIS survey form!
- They said it couldn't be done, but we did it! Animation on a CIS Homepage! Don't miss
this amazing demonstration of technical prowess!
- We got it first!
- A Web site ain't a Web site without it provides links to places no one wants to go. To
say nothing of awkward menu descriptions!
- No Web site is complete without an incomplete page or two. Here's where we prove to our
visitors that we are really trying!
- Here's a detailed list of egregious design concepts illustrated by the Worst Page. Just
follow these guidelines to make awful pages!
- Read what some of our outraged visitors had to say about the Worst Page!
There's no way
we're going to pay the tab on thousands of Internet email messages coming into our
CompuServe mailbox every day, so post 'em here
instead!
This Web site is perpetrated on the visiting public as a community
service.
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